1/4 cup dirt (cocoa) 1/2 cup swamp water (milk) 2 cups crushed bones(sugar) 1/2 cup fat(butter or marg) 2 cups grass (uncooked oatmeal) 1/2 cup squashed bugs (peanut butter)
This is from my kids' first grade cooking class, and they still make this recipe 8 and 10 years later.
Mix dirt and swamp water. Add crushed bones and fat. Heat to boil. Add the grass. Remove from heat and stir in the squashed bugs. Cool and place spoonfuls on waxed paper. Eat and enjoy-store leftovers in refrigerator. (living in Houston-I have found we have to put these in the refrigerator to set before eating.)